I have lived an eternity in two weeks, during which I have discovered about myself that which I always feared-- namely: If given more time in my domicile, I will be not one shred more motivated to clean it.
Upticks: Drinking, frantic consumption of the news, from-the-jar Nutella consumption. Also, the pitter patter of little feet now transmits to me EXACTLY as the two-note opening horror theme from
Jaws.
Downgrades: Real pants,
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