Give baby a bottle. Burp baby. Be spit up upon, voluminously. Drag spit-up weighted onesie off baby. Swaddle baby, poorly. Put baby in bassinet. Pray baby sleeps. Change own spit-up covered clothes. Must remember to do laundry today. Corral old bottles. Bolt breakfast. Clean up breakfast. Assemble pump parts. Pump. Retrieve bottle washing basing. Dissesemble bottles and pump parts and formula pitcher. Handwash everything. Wash bottle washing basin. Litter box at defcon tone level of needing scooping. Procrastinate dealing with cat litter. Pick trash up off floor. Load dishwasher. Run dishwasher. Must remember to unlaod dishwasher. Retrieve paper, which is not supposed to be coming. Eyeball medical bills. Must remember to pay some medical bills and call to dispute the one that needs to be disputed in order to get hold on insurance account lifted. Must remember to sweep floor. Must remember to make more formula. And buy more powder. Also almost out of milk. Need more diapers downstairs. Must grocery shop TODAY. Why are there no vegetables in the house. Can't remember if I can recycle number 5 plastics or what. Maybe just toss entire non-functioning bottle of cleaning spray and damn the earth? Also NOTE: bathtub has not been cleaned since the Obama administration. Must figure out how to open window to get spider webs out. Is there water coming in behind this wall? How to waterproof basement? Get lawn guy to pull forest in backyard SOMEHOW. Must make contact w. daycare provider re: baby placement. Must send in bug spray for older son. Did I send thank you email re: fluffy bunny? Maybe try to work on book review today. Must make more neighborhood friends. Must try to exercise before preschooler wakes up. Or baby, God forbid. Headache. When will I practice?
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