Saturday, February 9, 2008
On the Throne
There are a lot of things you shouldn't do in the bathroom, and reading is one of them. No. No no no! But just in case:
Best Bathroom Books of the Millennium
The Pilgrim's Progress
Gone with the Wind
The Agony and the Ecstasy
The Grapes of Wrath
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Thesis: my sense of humor has, over the course of three weeks of full-time semi-drudgery, degenerated. Antithesis: cheese! Antecedent: I admit to devoting over thirty minutes of my time to coming up with the preceding list. Consequent: help me.
By adding more.