Saturday, February 9, 2008

On the Throne

There are a lot of things you shouldn't do in the bathroom, and reading is one of them. No. No no no! But just in case:

Best Bathroom Books of the Millennium

The Pilgrim's Progress
Cold Mountain
Gone with the Wind
The Agony and the Ecstasy
The Grapes of Wrath
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Thesis: my sense of humor has, over the course of three weeks of full-time semi-drudgery, degenerated. Antithesis: cheese! Antecedent: I admit to devoting over thirty minutes of my time to coming up with the preceding list. Consequent: help me.

By adding more.

1 comment:

Anne said...

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Oh, God help me.