Eat Your Heart Out, Martha

Yes, friends, you see before you a poorly-shot, poorly-lit, bona fide CRAFT.  As in, I made it.  Yes, me, Anne, the bare-walled, knick-kncack-averse, no-Christmas-tree, Michael's-fleeing, anti-scrapbooking Home Economics dropout!

Admire my amazing centerpiece!  It's got every quality I think is right and mete in a craft, which is to say the following:

• Took three minutes to make.
• Constructed entirely from free sh*t I found in the yard.
• Tools required: hands.
• No lurking in the storage closet during the off-season
• Hopefully not poisonous?

Yeah, baby.