Saturday, June 13, 2009


Trying out lines for the 10-year reunion:
  • Wow! You're a famous lawyer/doctor/scientist? I kind of hate both of my jobs.
  • Wow! You've found a cure for cancer? I've eaten a lot of cheese.
  • It's been 10 years, and neither of us looks any better.
  • It's been 10 years, and I'm still confused.
  • 10 years ago I didn't like you. Now, I don't like your small child.
  • Wow! You look great! I don't carry my own health insurance!
  • It's been 10 years...are you going to eat that?

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