Decadeathalon!

Trying out lines for the 10-year reunion:

• Wow! You're a famous lawyer/doctor/scientist? I kind of hate both of my jobs.
• Wow! You've found a cure for cancer? I've eaten a lot of cheese.
• It's been 10 years, and neither of us looks any better.
• It's been 10 years, and I'm still confused.
  
• 10 years ago I didn't like you. Now, I don't like your small child.
• Wow! You look great! I don't carry my own health insurance!
• It's been 10 years...are you going to eat that?